~asstala-vista~

Posted by Majatek on May 7, 2008, 9:02 p.m.

Righto, of we go on another acid trip giving regards to the white-coat over-large spectacle wearing dip-sh*ts @ microsoft for "inventing" something closely along the lines of macintosh's internet explorer Safari. Yes, it is Vista - a new monster in the room of my school, the stupid dinging ringtone of the logon screen when turned on played right next to me. Why did I start of with critisizing Vista?

It sucks so badly that no matter how many pre-beta, alpha, wip productions they make of the badly named Longhorn (Which interestly sounds like some kind of perverted sicko japan porn flick gone terribly wrong when grabbed by the people who made the PS3 so that it would not be compatible with previous PS2-1 games, which sucks) any better than macintosh with it's fabled and tottally ripped off gfx from the OSX version of Mac and Safari by over-exposing all the blur settings and glass window skinning to make the computer chug-along so badly you need 2gb of ram.

That's right, 2gb of ram MINIMUM. Just so that microsofts monster program can somehow make the other half of the ram practically non-existant to your programs that you are "trying" to run on a duel-core, just because of the try-hard-wannabe-mac-esque-scuker-of-a-cr*p that vista pro comes with.

Along with 7 other versions of Vista not including a godamn "how to sellect the correct vista" manual which is a complete pain in the butt, and if you manage to read this entire post in it's entirety, congratulations for ignoring the many typos of this article bacause I simply cannot be arsed to review this review.

Oh, and I wanna kill those "clever" bastards at microsoft for planning to axe the sales of windows XP just for their own overly-bloated MS bugget that they fling at every games, stealing Halo for example (originally for Mac) which inadvertedly brings up the point that Crysis also failed along with vista.

Somehow the game manages to chunk on a fabled duel/quad-core vista machine PC from the future coming from out-of-space from more than likely more technological possesed alien-ufo-flying-covenant-halo-ripoff-aliens.. Where was I? - Oh, yeah - with their big-@ss budget that they fling at everything axing the sales of windows XP to further the sales of Vista.

PS, i am developing a stickman game based on the many stickman killing sprees flash-movies that you can find on stickpage.com

Is it just me, or are my posts for my blog getting longer?? O_o

*edit*

Obilisk nudged me to put some paragraphs.

Comments

OBELISK 15 years, 12 months ago

Use more paragraphs so it's easier to read.

I'm guessing you're a mac user?

Majatek 15 years, 12 months ago

Nah. i just hate Vista.

SteveKB 15 years, 12 months ago

I still have window XP it's the best so far, vista still sucks and i'll probably wait another two years before upgrading my operator. It's a good thing vista hasn't taken over my school(but that's probably because my school won't buy it) also how the hell would you get halo on the mac?

Majatek 15 years, 12 months ago

Halo for mac is called

"Marathon" fyi.

DesertFox 15 years, 12 months ago

You do realize that being an anti-vista zealot is just as bad as being a pro-vista fanboy, the idea which is that neither of the two will ever listen to reason.

Yeah Vista has problems, but it also has nice things. SP1 makes it actually worth using, if only they'd implement actually useful OpenGL support, and not the token bit thrown on at the last minute.

Its a freakin' OS - it is *not* the hearkening of death and destruction upon the lands.

And dear lord I hope you do realize that Marathon and Halo are made by the same company. Its like that one guy who was saying that Chronotrigger was a Final Fantasy ripoff…

Also, before you go off on a rant against me, I'd be using Linux if it weren't for the awesome need of non-Linux programs for many many of my classes.

Majatek 15 years, 12 months ago

I know that Marathon was made by the same people who made Halo1 NUMBER ONE! Not the crappy remakes that MS made after that. Linux is nice, I love the cursors and the backgrounds and the general skin. It's sooo smoooth. I am not an anti-vista zeolot (lol) I just HATE MS for kicking ouyt XP and replacing it with vista!!!! X<

DesertFox 15 years, 12 months ago

In time Vista will be much better than XP - there is always a big clash when an OS is completely remade and encounters difficulties. Vista is not XP is not '98 is not 3.1

KaBob799 15 years, 12 months ago

I ran vista faster than xp with 512mb ram

flashback 15 years, 12 months ago

Quote:
Linux is nice, I love the cursors and the backgrounds and the general skin. It's sooo smoooth.
I'm going to assume you're an ignorant fool who assumes Ubuntu/SuSE is the only kind of Linux. There is no "general skin" for linux: it can look pretty much however you want it to. EVERYTHING is configurable: heck, I can run in text mode with 6 virtual terminals if I want to.

thus, you can't say "oh the skin is nice" because the ENTIRE THING is COMPLETELY CHANGEABLE.

While I don't like Microsoft, they're a necessary evil for the moment - WINE doesn't have working CS3 support yet. But I'll give that time.

Majatek 15 years, 12 months ago

The ubuntu STOCK appearance (or Ubuntu human) is the skin theme I like.