this blog is to inform my fellow 64digitians about the dangers of masturbation.

There are many dangers involved, let me tell you. The least of which being the precious kittens:

And in actuality, God kills a kitten every time you even use the word, so we will henceforth refer to it as "wanking".

It only escalates from there. By wanking, you run the risk of having your computer turn against you. Symptoms include your computer giving you messages through your wallpaper, deletion/censoring of your porn collection, and/or planting child pornography on your hard drive:

So clearly you should just avoid wanking altogether. If you even hear it mentioned, you should immediately report it to the authorities.

Now that we're all knowledgeable on the dangers of wanking, I stand tall as a proud member of what will come to be a wank-free 64digits.