Chuck Norris Jokes:
1: Little kids enjoy lighting ants on fire with magnifying glasses. Chuck Norris enjoys lighting little kids on fire with ants. Scientists have yet to find out how this feat is achieved.2: To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.3: If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.4: Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.5: There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.6: Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.7: # There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.Me Hope you like!! :D
I have friends that are obsessed with the whole Chuck Norris thing; It is so annoying that it's somehow actually becoming funny.
Your disgraceful behaviour has insulted me…
I am ashamed that you are a member here..And getting old MC involved as well…Well your not making the best start here at 64 DigitsOh and Chuck Norris jokes are about as old as a 100 year old man, who was turned into a dog, lived for 10 years, and then turned into a tortoise, and lived 100 more years, and then turned back into a human…
RetroVortex, that was a horrible attempt at a pwn.
Seriously, 1 blog a day.But, as for Chuck Norris jokes:Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear a condom, because there's no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris."Actually, you're allowed two a day, as long as they are relevant"
Actually, it's been one for a while now. Hehe.Not to mention you've posted 3 today.
Go for the warn, melee!i mwt chuck once. i still have yet to find where he kicked my testicles
Ive never laughed at these jokes just ignore them… counting on the fact that I know a guy that could kick Chuck Norris ass half way to hell.
I ove this attention!! :D
i ove ur spelling XD (done on pourpus)