Chuck Norris Jokes:
1: Little kids enjoy lighting ants on fire with magnifying glasses. Chuck Norris enjoys lighting little kids on fire with ants. Scientists have yet to find out how this feat is achieved.2: To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.3: If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.4: Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.5: There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.6: Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.7: # There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.Me Hope you like!! :D
Get a life.
You may not post more then 1 blog a day.Dude, make ONE blog per day, not 3. Copy all of this and put it in ONE blog.
Oh, I almost forgot:
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How is the second one funny?
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse… Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
*sigh* I have an employee who finds it necessary to enlighten me with Chuck Norris facts at work, every day. It got old at about the third of fourth one.