... Ew, Apple Jiz!

Posted by Ronnica on Feb. 26, 2008, 9:47 a.m.

Okay, so, my locker at school is really far from the electronics room. This one day, my little brother's friend, Josh let me put my stuff in his locker, cause his is right by the room. Now we're sharing lockers.

Yesterday I noticed that he was trying to organize it as best as he could. He failed lol I just walked by and put all my stuff in there as usual, messing up whatever it was that he 'organized.' Feeling bad, I stayed a bit after school, and cleaned out the locker.

It was the most DISGUSTING THING EVER!! For those of you who don't know, I'm really allergic to apples, and Josh's nick name is Apple because he's constantly eating them. Guess what was at the bottom of the locker? (It's a bottom half-locker btw.)

There were TWO MOLDY APPLES STUCK TO THE LOCKER!! It was soooooo groooooooosssssssss!! Whats worse is that there were like, zip-lock bags STUCK to the bottom of the locker. How were they stuck? Dried up spilled apple juice, thats how! I nearly threw up. *Shivers at thought of moldy apples*

So, once I managed to throw out all the garbage, I lined the bottom of the locker with paper, so that Josh's P.E. strip wouldn't stick. I folded up his clothes, "Like his little wife" my friends joked =P Now our locker is clean…ish. I'm gonna make him wash the spilled apple juice.

When I was telling my geeks about the disgusting locker incident, one of them said, "Did you say 'apple jiz?'"

"I said 'apple juice.'" Then they all started laughing at me.

"OMG YOU DID SAY APPLE JIZ! APPLE LEFT HIS JIZ IN THE LOCKER!"

…Yeah. Gross.

But yeah. Today is the last day I get to skip class. First thing this morning, we're going to our arcade. There's a mini golf thing in the basement and my friend says she's never been mini golfing before, so we're going to take her 'mini golf virginity.' Sounds like fun, doesn't it ;) But after that, I can't skip for another month. Probably a good thing, but when you're used to missing a lot of school, you can't help but feel screwed over.

Anyways, sorry for another pointless blog. BUT, I have some questions that I'd like you guys to answer after your comments ^_^

1. Do you have a funny locker story? (If yes, then tell it!!)

2. Whats your favorite kind of soda? (Mine's cream soda)

HAVE A NICE DAY! I LOVE YOU ALL!!

Thats me an' Apple->

EDIT Today after school, I promised to play ludamad at a game of Starcraft. If I beat him, I get a badge!! Wish me luck!!!

… we all know I can't beat him lol

Comments

Castypher 16 years, 1 month ago

1. Not funny, annoying. My locker broke and made me a few minutes late to class every day. >=(

2. I'm not much of a soda person, but I like Sprite a bit. It's just overcarbonated.

Ronnica 16 years, 1 month ago

Sprite's good. Lemony isn't it?

F1ak3r 16 years, 1 month ago

1. Here in South Africa, we don't have lockers. We're expected to break our backs carrying heavy bags all the time.

2. Coke.

Ronnica 16 years, 1 month ago

F1ak3r: 1. That sucks

2. Coke's okay.

Steven: 1. A lot of us do that lol I carry around one of those huge purses tho, its just my books that I leave in the locker

2. Why diet?

Castypher 16 years, 1 month ago

@Ronnica: I like lemon-flavored things

Oh, and that locker thing was in 8th grade. Now I carry a bad around. ^_^

Ronnica 16 years, 1 month ago

@ Kilin: I LOVE LEMON STUFF!! Well, anything sour lol I've been known to eat whole lemons =P

Castypher 16 years, 1 month ago

Lemonsssss….I like sour things, too. =P

Mat 16 years, 1 month ago

In england we use bags, we have lockers but there in our form room.

Josea 16 years, 1 month ago

We don't have locker, we just carry our stuff in a bag.

Unaligned 16 years, 1 month ago

1) No lockers in any schools where I live

2) Cherry Coke Kicks ass! (it ain't here either, gotta go to the US to have 'em)

Why did I have to read this while I was having snack?