Okay, so, my locker at school is really far from the electronics room. This one day, my little brother's friend, Josh let me put my stuff in his locker, cause his is right by the room. Now we're sharing lockers.
Yesterday I noticed that he was trying to organize it as best as he could. He failed lol I just walked by and put all my stuff in there as usual, messing up whatever it was that he 'organized.' Feeling bad, I stayed a bit after school, and cleaned out the locker. It was the most DISGUSTING THING EVER!! For those of you who don't know, I'm really allergic to apples, and Josh's nick name is Apple because he's constantly eating them. Guess what was at the bottom of the locker? (It's a bottom half-locker btw.) There were TWO MOLDY APPLES STUCK TO THE LOCKER!! It was soooooo groooooooosssssssss!! Whats worse is that there were like, zip-lock bags STUCK to the bottom of the locker. How were they stuck? Dried up spilled apple juice, thats how! I nearly threw up. *Shivers at thought of moldy apples* So, once I managed to throw out all the garbage, I lined the bottom of the locker with paper, so that Josh's P.E. strip wouldn't stick. I folded up his clothes, "Like his little wife" my friends joked =P Now our locker is clean…ish. I'm gonna make him wash the spilled apple juice. When I was telling my geeks about the disgusting locker incident, one of them said, "Did you say 'apple jiz?'""I said 'apple juice.'" Then they all started laughing at me. "OMG YOU DID SAY APPLE JIZ! APPLE LEFT HIS JIZ IN THE LOCKER!"…Yeah. Gross. But yeah. Today is the last day I get to skip class. First thing this morning, we're going to our arcade. There's a mini golf thing in the basement and my friend says she's never been mini golfing before, so we're going to take her 'mini golf virginity.' Sounds like fun, doesn't it ;) But after that, I can't skip for another month. Probably a good thing, but when you're used to missing a lot of school, you can't help but feel screwed over.Anyways, sorry for another pointless blog. BUT, I have some questions that I'd like you guys to answer after your comments ^_^1. Do you have a funny locker story? (If yes, then tell it!!)2. Whats your favorite kind of soda? (Mine's cream soda)HAVE A NICE DAY! I LOVE YOU ALL!!Thats me an' Apple->
EDIT Today after school, I promised to play ludamad at a game of Starcraft. If I beat him, I get a badge!! Wish me luck!!!… we all know I can't beat him lol
Yum. Apple's Jizz!
mmmmmmmmmmmkay…?
1)No lockers, t'all2)Um…1. None
2. The British don't really drink soda, cream soda is kinda nice though.1) My locker door was progressively getting more and more damaged from my abusive slamming, so when I finally decided to move lockers to the one over I left the door without a lock on. I come back from second period to see the door open, swinging diagonally like it already did. I come back from 3rd period to see it COMPLETELY HORIZONTAL. I come back from lunch (half a period later) and there is no door.
2) I drink water. Yeah.1. None.
2. Erm… Any Coke will do, maybe Coca Cola Zero?1. Sophomore year, I had a purple locker2. ROOT BEER. I don't like any other soda..
I'll remember that face when I have to identify him in a criminal line up.
"Yes, thats the man who apple jizzed in my home."Ludamad: You should have slowly moved along all the free lockers, so eventually there would be no locker doors left.
1. Who loves orange soda?
2. OL loves orange soda.3. Is it true?4. Mmmm-hmmm. I do I do I do-ooo!1. Err I didn't use my locker half of freshman year so when I decided it was a good idea to finally use it I found it full of other peoples trash.
2. Mountain Dew fuckers!Also, nobody can beat Ludamad, hell he fucking zerg rushed me from base right next to min,e and i have no idea how he got there >___>Protip: You might be able to get a Dark Templar rush on him if you're fast, but he always has sentry's so he gets you anyway >___>