... Ew, Apple Jiz!

Posted by Ronnica on Feb. 26, 2008, 9:47 a.m.

Okay, so, my locker at school is really far from the electronics room. This one day, my little brother's friend, Josh let me put my stuff in his locker, cause his is right by the room. Now we're sharing lockers.

Yesterday I noticed that he was trying to organize it as best as he could. He failed lol I just walked by and put all my stuff in there as usual, messing up whatever it was that he 'organized.' Feeling bad, I stayed a bit after school, and cleaned out the locker.

It was the most DISGUSTING THING EVER!! For those of you who don't know, I'm really allergic to apples, and Josh's nick name is Apple because he's constantly eating them. Guess what was at the bottom of the locker? (It's a bottom half-locker btw.)

There were TWO MOLDY APPLES STUCK TO THE LOCKER!! It was soooooo groooooooosssssssss!! Whats worse is that there were like, zip-lock bags STUCK to the bottom of the locker. How were they stuck? Dried up spilled apple juice, thats how! I nearly threw up. *Shivers at thought of moldy apples*

So, once I managed to throw out all the garbage, I lined the bottom of the locker with paper, so that Josh's P.E. strip wouldn't stick. I folded up his clothes, "Like his little wife" my friends joked =P Now our locker is clean…ish. I'm gonna make him wash the spilled apple juice.

When I was telling my geeks about the disgusting locker incident, one of them said, "Did you say 'apple jiz?'"

"I said 'apple juice.'" Then they all started laughing at me.

"OMG YOU DID SAY APPLE JIZ! APPLE LEFT HIS JIZ IN THE LOCKER!"

…Yeah. Gross.

But yeah. Today is the last day I get to skip class. First thing this morning, we're going to our arcade. There's a mini golf thing in the basement and my friend says she's never been mini golfing before, so we're going to take her 'mini golf virginity.' Sounds like fun, doesn't it ;) But after that, I can't skip for another month. Probably a good thing, but when you're used to missing a lot of school, you can't help but feel screwed over.

Anyways, sorry for another pointless blog. BUT, I have some questions that I'd like you guys to answer after your comments ^_^

1. Do you have a funny locker story? (If yes, then tell it!!)

2. Whats your favorite kind of soda? (Mine's cream soda)

HAVE A NICE DAY! I LOVE YOU ALL!!

Thats me an' Apple->

EDIT Today after school, I promised to play ludamad at a game of Starcraft. If I beat him, I get a badge!! Wish me luck!!!

… we all know I can't beat him lol

Comments

Juju 16 years, 2 months ago

1) I used to fit in the lockers in my school.

2) Soda? Isn't that like lemonade?

Cesar 16 years, 2 months ago

lol, more sexually deprived mother fuckers who comment billions of times on her page

basilamer 16 years, 2 months ago

Well, I used to share a locker, but we both wanted our own so we stopped sharing.

Although I don't drink soda much, I love Mountain Dew.

poultry 16 years, 2 months ago

me gusta diet coke :D

Gophri 16 years, 2 months ago

1) nope

2)rootbeer or cream soda

lol and today Pyro went and stepped on a apple XD

Ronnica 16 years, 2 months ago

LOL he did too!! that was funny

SquareWheel 16 years, 2 months ago

I haven't used a locker in years. My favorite drink is probably coke or something.

SquareWheel 16 years, 2 months ago

Oh yeah, that's not how you spell Jizz.

Cpsgames 16 years, 2 months ago

Lol.. how could someone leave moldy apples in their locker? Meh would of thrown the apples away XD

1. Nope

2.Pepsi > Cream Soda XD

Ronnica 16 years, 2 months ago

Moldy apples cause he was too lazy to throw them away. It was sick.