...Bowling For Balls. TL;YWTR

Posted by Ronnica on March 7, 2011, 8:42 p.m.

(Too Long;You'll Want To Read)

Best weekend in a long time, I've just had. It all started Friday night. I was at work and almost done my shift at 8:30pm. My brother had said if I needed a ride, to text him. So I did.

"Hey bro, off work now. Can you still get me?"

Right away he replied, "Sure thing! I'm just at bowling with [the guys] so give me 10mins!" Ten minutes is all it took to get changed and buy a case of Coca-Cola and energy drinks (please save your comments til the end, mk?)

My brother drove up, looking quite "fly." Nice shirt and his Daft Punk tie. When I got in the car he was in a good mood. Usually we're just neutral-happy. He was very happy. He told me his friends had reserved a lane at the bowling place.

"Big deal."

"Do you wanna join us?"

My face lit up, "Wow, really?!"

"Yeah, of course. I gotta warn you though, they're getting quite drunk…"


We arrived and I had forgotten why it was a big deal to reserve your bowling lane on a Friday night. The place has sort of a party theme. It darkens, has a decent light show, some smoke machines that go off now-and-then, loud music and music videos on screens. Not to mention drinks and gross food. I think it's called either "laser" or "cosmic" bowling.

We walked up to the table and lane reserved for our group. Guests were my brothers friends from college and a friend of one them (all tradesmen). So, six guys and I. Classic Ronnica. They greeted me kindly, and the friend I didn't know made a point of shaking my hand and introducing himself formally. His name is Josh.

So it was fun. The ones that could would sing along to the songs with me. I watched them bowl a pretty lame game. Only two of them could get strikes often. The rest became too drunk to bowl a straight line. Or walk one. At one point a bowling ball came passed my head.

So after a bit, it was all fun. Then I saw someone out of the corner of my eye approaching me. He was a guy I had made out with in high school. We weren't friends. Just that one time. He came up to me all smiling, gave me a weak hug ('cause I didn't hug back really) and he reeked of weed. I could see my brothers friends watching as this guy sort of took me by my hand a few steps back to talk.

After the usual, hey how are you? he made his moves on me and got all flirty. Which was gross because he just smelled soo bad of weed. And I don't like him. He put his hands on my waist and I tried to step back, to which he responded by pulling me closer to him, harder. I put my hand on his chest to push him off. I was telling him to stop, and he tightened his grip on me. I was scared. I thought he was going to try to force me to make out or something. Finally I pushed him hard enough he let go.

"Fuck off!" I shouted.

"Whore!" he slapped me across my face.

With that, my brother came running up, grabbed me by my waist and ripped me away from what was about to happen. They had been watching, and Josh (being the most drunk) reacted first. He jumped the jerk, took him to the ground, and started beating on his face, cursing and yelling. Max joined in on beating on the guy and scaring off his skinny wimp friends who thought about joining in. The other three were trying to get Josh and Max off the guy. He didn't stand a chance.

It felt a lot longer, but three minutes later, people had broken up the fight and sent the trouble maker out with his bloody nose and mouth. The employees at the bowling alley said they didn't like the fighting, but they had seen what happened and said the guy deserved it. They let us stay.

We ordered a round of apple pie shots to forget the trouble and continue on with the evening.

So, don't mess with a girl when she's got six big guys watching her back.

How could you wanna hit this? =[


Also, I can't promise the events in this blog actually happened. I just wanted to spice up a boring blog XD Love it if you fell for it.


Quietus 13 years, 3 months ago

of course that wouldn't actually happen to you, i've never been so high that i felt like slapping bitches. not on weed at least.

Ronnica 13 years, 3 months ago

I did go bowling with 6 drunk guys though.

And good for you, Cyrus! I'm sure he would have slapped me if he was sober too XD

Quietus 13 years, 3 months ago

wait… HEY. it's Monday. you said to check back for something exciting this week. so where is it? i knew there was something missing here. *psychic with useless things*

Ronnica 13 years, 3 months ago

lol Yeah, about that… Blame Firestormx.

Quietus 13 years, 3 months ago

i already blame firestormx for all of my life's problems, actually.

Darthvender 13 years, 3 months ago

I assume this was 10-pin bowling?

Ronnica 13 years, 3 months ago

You know it!

Eva unit-01 13 years, 3 months ago

So did anyone roll a strike besides the ones on the dude's face?

Extravisual 13 years, 3 months ago

I'm not sure if watching 6 guys mercilessly beat on a high guy laying on the ground can really be classified as a "good time." Sounds a bit brutal and overdone to me.

Ronnica 13 years, 3 months ago

@ Eva : Oh yeah! I rolled for a few turns when they got tired/too drunk and got some good scores. I got 4 strikes.

@ EV : They were drunk and he was a jerk. Everyone else was okay with it. edit It was 2 guys beating up the one asshole. /edit