...Bowling For Balls. TL;YWTR

Posted by Ronnica on March 7, 2011, 8:42 p.m.

(Too Long;You'll Want To Read)

Best weekend in a long time, I've just had. It all started Friday night. I was at work and almost done my shift at 8:30pm. My brother had said if I needed a ride, to text him. So I did.

"Hey bro, off work now. Can you still get me?"

Right away he replied, "Sure thing! I'm just at bowling with [the guys] so give me 10mins!" Ten minutes is all it took to get changed and buy a case of Coca-Cola and energy drinks (please save your comments til the end, mk?)

My brother drove up, looking quite "fly." Nice shirt and his Daft Punk tie. When I got in the car he was in a good mood. Usually we're just neutral-happy. He was very happy. He told me his friends had reserved a lane at the bowling place.

"Big deal."

"Do you wanna join us?"

My face lit up, "Wow, really?!"

"Yeah, of course. I gotta warn you though, they're getting quite drunk…"

"I WANNA GO I WANNA GO!"

We arrived and I had forgotten why it was a big deal to reserve your bowling lane on a Friday night. The place has sort of a party theme. It darkens, has a decent light show, some smoke machines that go off now-and-then, loud music and music videos on screens. Not to mention drinks and gross food. I think it's called either "laser" or "cosmic" bowling.

We walked up to the table and lane reserved for our group. Guests were my brothers friends from college and a friend of one them (all tradesmen). So, six guys and I. Classic Ronnica. They greeted me kindly, and the friend I didn't know made a point of shaking my hand and introducing himself formally. His name is Josh.

So it was fun. The ones that could would sing along to the songs with me. I watched them bowl a pretty lame game. Only two of them could get strikes often. The rest became too drunk to bowl a straight line. Or walk one. At one point a bowling ball came passed my head.

So after a bit, it was all fun. Then I saw someone out of the corner of my eye approaching me. He was a guy I had made out with in high school. We weren't friends. Just that one time. He came up to me all smiling, gave me a weak hug ('cause I didn't hug back really) and he reeked of weed. I could see my brothers friends watching as this guy sort of took me by my hand a few steps back to talk.

After the usual, hey how are you? he made his moves on me and got all flirty. Which was gross because he just smelled soo bad of weed. And I don't like him. He put his hands on my waist and I tried to step back, to which he responded by pulling me closer to him, harder. I put my hand on his chest to push him off. I was telling him to stop, and he tightened his grip on me. I was scared. I thought he was going to try to force me to make out or something. Finally I pushed him hard enough he let go.

"Fuck off!" I shouted.

"Whore!" he slapped me across my face.

With that, my brother came running up, grabbed me by my waist and ripped me away from what was about to happen. They had been watching, and Josh (being the most drunk) reacted first. He jumped the jerk, took him to the ground, and started beating on his face, cursing and yelling. Max joined in on beating on the guy and scaring off his skinny wimp friends who thought about joining in. The other three were trying to get Josh and Max off the guy. He didn't stand a chance.

It felt a lot longer, but three minutes later, people had broken up the fight and sent the trouble maker out with his bloody nose and mouth. The employees at the bowling alley said they didn't like the fighting, but they had seen what happened and said the guy deserved it. They let us stay.

We ordered a round of apple pie shots to forget the trouble and continue on with the evening.

So, don't mess with a girl when she's got six big guys watching her back.

How could you wanna hit this? =[

HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, I can't promise the events in this blog actually happened. I just wanted to spice up a boring blog XD Love it if you fell for it.

Comments

poultry 13 years, 4 months ago

I was wondering, why, you were not texting me this as it happened. XD

Cesque 13 years, 4 months ago

I got to the part where your brother started defending you before I realised it's not another one of your erotic stories and zipped my pants back.

Also, I like the definition of "whore" as "someone who refuses to make out with you".

Moikle 13 years, 4 months ago

lol cyrus.

ive been to one of those cosmic bowling things before, cool smoke and lights and stuff, but they choose really cheesy music, and they changed the star wars theme into an advert.

Quietus 13 years, 4 months ago

lol @Cesque, at least i wasn't the only one expecting erotica when i first saw this XD

mazimadu 13 years, 4 months ago

Quote:

Best weekend in a long time.

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After the usual, hey how are you? he made his moves on me and got all flirty. Which was gross because he just smelled soo bad of weed. And I don't like him. He put his hands on my waist and I tried to step back, to which he responded by pulling me closer to him, harder. I put my hand on his chest to push him off. I was telling him to stop, and he tightened his grip on me. I was scared. I thought he was going to try to force me to make out or something. Finally I pushed him hard enough he let go.

"Fuck off!" I shouted.

"Whore!" he slapped me across my face.

Yeah that was a totally good weekend. Sounded like it was fun.

Eva unit-01 13 years, 4 months ago

I second the initial thought of the usual eronnica story.

Too bad it wasn't.

sirxemic 13 years, 4 months ago

tl;d-b!

Eva unit-01 13 years, 4 months ago

I'm definitely not staring at that pic.

Ronnica 13 years, 4 months ago

@ Cyrus : OWDON'TTOUCHME! But it's true. He's well known for being a flirt and a jerk. Violent now too.

@ Cesq : Haha quite the paradox, huh?

@ mazi : Did you read the whole thing?

@ sirX : d-b?

@ Eva : XD

sirxemic 13 years, 4 months ago

Read it as 'tl;dr' but got distracted so like 'Too long; did no- ..'

I think you can guess now what the B stands for :3