Swimming Lessons

Posted by Tasm on April 9, 2007, 10:26 p.m.

No, I'm not taking any. I can swim just fine.

The title is actually only significant later in this blog.

Well, today sucked; I did nothing pretty much, save for some meager barn chores and such. Oh yeah, and I practiced 360 roundhouse kicks for a while. I don't know, something about being airborne and spinning just gets me going.

Anyway, I am currently listening to Duality by Slipknot. Not that anyone cares, I just like the song.

<i>You cannot kill what you did not create…</i>

Whatever. My avatar still sucks. But don't plan on it changing for the better any time soon.

I just got done watching Family Guy on DVD, and that was… well Family Guy on DVD.

Anyway, about the swim lessons…

This might be old, but:

well, go to Google, and then click maps.

Type in, "New York to Paris, France"

Read line 23 of the directions.

Have fun.

Comments

Aqueous 18 years ago

I can swim too.

Aqueous 18 years ago

XD

blueBX 18 years ago

Or you can type in any other state in North or South America going to any other country thats across the Atlantic Ocean.

Lethal 18 years ago

Thats a lotta of swimming!

Rob 18 years ago

Yay, 3,462 miles of swimming!

thepharaoh 18 years ago

I only went through level one and I'm done.

Zekian 18 years ago

dam look like im going to have to rent a car when i get there ^^

Extravisual 18 years ago

A 360 roundhouse kick sounds impractical.

Tasm 18 years ago

Quote:
A 360 roundhouse kick sounds impractical

Tell that to this kid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnRF_gp8VzA

Rather effective, if you ask me.

NoodleNog 18 years ago

@video: Wow, that guy got owned.

Haha. it tells you to go to 'Aquarium' then swim for 3462 miles. Surely it should tell you to go to the nearest port and get a ferry? but that wouldn't be funny I suppose.

They forgot the final step: Upon entering Paris, do a barrel roll.