Humble Bundle (FOR SATURDAY)

Posted by firestormx on Nov. 29, 2012, 6:45 p.m.

Alright listen you assholes. I've asked you all to get Payday. I've bought too many people Civilization and Portal 2. I GET DRUNK ALONE IN MY ROOM AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES.

You all need to go grab the latest humble bundle, so that we can play some multilayer Company of Heroes as we get drunk on teamspeak.

I'm very bad at playing the game, but I know enough about it to be able to teach you guys how to play pretty quickly. It's one of the greatest RTSes I've ever played.

If you do not wish to purchase it yourself, I will purchase it FOR YOU. For one dollar.

I'm so looooonely. I just want to kill your little soldiers as I sob into my bottle of rum.

So buy it, you damn jackasses, and play with me on Saturday on TS. If you want to play, and don't want to buy, I'll buy it for you.

Also, the other games are really good. Metro 2033 is one of the best FPSes I've played.

http://www.humblebundle.com/

Comments

KaBob799 9 years ago

I got the bundle right when it came out =] We still need to get another 64d civ night going sometime.

NeutralReiddHotel 9 years ago

I'm tempted to take your offer on buying me the game because I feel like I DO want to play with you.

At the same time I'm busy as fuck and I definitely can't afford to do so. Maybe over my winter break which will be in a few weeks.

I find your blog amusing because you show you can do whatever you want with your website by telling people to play with you. You giving us the website itself is enough for people to want to play with you.

This website is almost a goldmine fsx.

Eva unit-01 9 years ago

I already got all four of the main games, except the Company of Heroes games I ahve no interest in. Metro gets kinda fuckin' hard. I love Red Faction: Armageddon though. MANY people hate it. I think it's a damn good game.

MMOnologueguy 9 years ago

Why play Civilization for a night when we can have a whole year of Paradox games?

Rez 9 years ago

I would love to do a ps3 battlefield 3 session with you jerks on teamspeak one day, but I don't think anybody else plays that on that console. :(

Darthvender 9 years ago

Well, I bought it, but unfortunately I can only download 20Gb a month or they charge us $10 on the gig…

So I guess I'll be playing with you guys in a few months?

RC 9 years ago

I was about to buy it, but then I remembered that I have no money left in PayPal due to my Wii U purchase.

It's not like I play any of the games I buy anyway (what with a crappy laptop and all). > : (

firestormx 9 years ago

Kabob: We do need another civ night.

Dabridge: This site is most definitely not a gold mine. It is a money pit. Not only do I pay for the site, I buy games for assholes on this site. >:(

Eva: I own them all already. I bought it again, 'cause fuck yeah.

Muhmorpuhgerguy: A game of Civilization can go on for 10+ years.

Rez: lolFPSconsole.

Darthvender: FUCK THAT. Canadian ISPs do something similar, but it's starting to get slightly better (but not really. I'm with a third party ISP, so I don't have to deal with that bullshit).

RC: I would buy them for you if you had a better laptop. But by the time you get a better computer, they'll be cheap again. =P

LAR Games 9 years ago

Man, I was just about to post about the humble bundle. Shoot. Ya beat me.

Just got it. Specifically for Metro. I don't know too much about the other games.

You guys have no Idea how much I love the humble bundles. They are practically my only source for PC games. (And really good steam sales.. and Firestorm..)

Man, I hate being an asshole.

Mega 9 years ago

I checked my Paypal, but it's empty. So that's a no-go for me. I've managed to buy the last two bundles though :P Torchlight was very entertaining.