Humble Bundle (FOR SATURDAY)

Posted by firestormx on Nov. 29, 2012, 6:45 p.m.

Alright listen you assholes. I've asked you all to get Payday. I've bought too many people Civilization and Portal 2. I GET DRUNK ALONE IN MY ROOM AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES.

You all need to go grab the latest humble bundle, so that we can play some multilayer Company of Heroes as we get drunk on teamspeak.

I'm very bad at playing the game, but I know enough about it to be able to teach you guys how to play pretty quickly. It's one of the greatest RTSes I've ever played.

If you do not wish to purchase it yourself, I will purchase it FOR YOU. For one dollar.

I'm so looooonely. I just want to kill your little soldiers as I sob into my bottle of rum.

So buy it, you damn jackasses, and play with me on Saturday on TS. If you want to play, and don't want to buy, I'll buy it for you.

Also, the other games are really good. Metro 2033 is one of the best FPSes I've played.

http://www.humblebundle.com/

Comments

Unaligned 11 years, 4 months ago

I got it, then I did some investigating. Apparently CoH is a real good RTS (all this time I thought it was yet another WW2 FPS because of the name and cover art). Despite my incredibly shitty internet I'll try to have it downloaded by tomorrow.

Rolf_Soldaat 11 years, 3 months ago

-Buy Humble THQ Bundle

-Give all the money to charity and tip

-Trololo

I had pretty much all the games already, but I've been wanting to try out metro 2033.

Toast 11 years, 3 months ago

I'm such a scumbag, buying it for $1 and giving none to THQ

LAR Games 11 years, 3 months ago

Pfft. I gave ALL of my dollar to THQ.

Cesar 11 years, 3 months ago

I just got it, gave all the money to THQ.

fuck charity.

KaBob799 11 years, 3 months ago

I gave 75% of my dollar to THQ, I figure if they get enough money from this it might encourage other big companies to do humble bundles. Someday I'll have enough money to give them a proper donation =p

Cpsgames 11 years, 3 months ago

@Kabob, FSX: Which Civ? I would love a Civ 5 night. :D

@Rez: I do… jerk. >:'(

I would totally buy the bundle (for a dollar), but I broke my debit card last night. :l Maybe next time.

KaBob799 11 years, 3 months ago

4 or 5 doesn't matter to me, I've got the expansions for 4 but not 5 (though I do have some of the DLC)

twisterghost 11 years, 3 months ago

I'm in.

Eventually.

firestormx 11 years, 3 months ago

LAR: Yep, beat you to it. =D

Mega: Torchlight is so much <3. I can buy you the bundle for $1 if you want. You won't get GTA Saints Row 3 though.

Unaligned: Yes, sooo good RTS. It's like the Warhammer RTS games (same company), and I really like it. The way resources and contorl points work, how you can do a little bit of micromanagement without getting too complex, how much the diversified units matter, the way a unit in a building or an MG can cover and hold a lane, the engineers' abilities…

And then the engine itself feels really good too. You move in small enough units to be manageable, but you can do a lot with them. The graphics are still nice. The maps are wonderfully detailed…

Ugh. just so good.

Rolf/Toast: It seems to be a common theme, where no one is giving money to THQ, haha.

LAR/Rawr/Kabob: You guys are the odd ones out. But kabob has a good point.

CPS: CIV 5 MULTIPLAYER IS FUCKING BALLS. From what I've read/juju tells me, anyway. I can buy you the bundle if you want. I don't know what a debit card has to do with purchasing something through your computer though.

Everyone else seems to have civ 4+expansions though.