Dear Ronnica

Posted by rufus on Sept. 11, 2010, 3:51 p.m.

hey i had adream about you, that you thought my trolling was funny and we hooked up, and then you were being a turd at the races and i had to talk to you via 64 digits and facebook on my laptop even though you were like 2 people down from me. then you started wondering around andi couldnt find you. Then i kept asking you "where are you sleeping? are we still together or what? and you ignored me and ignored me. Then i was like "I Love you!" on your facebook and then this guy said i was destined to be second best to him, and i said "well your destinted to be a douche wearing checkered shirts!" then you sent me a IM on facebook saying that my trolling was funny and you wanted to get married. So we did, then we had a baby and then all you would do while it was being born was get on your laptop. I bet thats what would happen in real life.

Comments

Kenon 15 years ago

By the end of the night I had given her 100 roses.

True Valhalla 15 years ago

@flashback, I lol'd.

Castypher 15 years ago

We need more people like Rufus. They help make everyone else look smarter.

Also, I laughed at the banner saying "I FIXED CLOCKS."

Ronnica 15 years ago

Oh jeez… just stop. Please.

SteveKB 15 years ago

I don't think I've ever had a dream about some one from the internet o___o

Rob 15 years ago

What the fuck.

Quietus 15 years ago

@meow: i actually have once, but it was with a girl i talked to pretty constantly at the time.

oh yeah i did have a dream about me and Travis (Extravisual) way back, he ended up getting shot and killed toward the end, it was crazy but pretty funny in retrospect.

Rez 15 years ago

idgaf, perv

DSG 15 years ago

You hear that, Ronnica? He dreamed of sexing you. And now, everybody knows. At least he stuck around for the baby.

SixWinged 15 years ago

Ok, I lost track of this story about the time he started talking about turd races.

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By the end of the night I had given her 100 roses.
I lol'd.