Anyone good at making up threats?

Posted by username on June 6, 2008, 10:34 p.m.

I just bought a new usb, because I can't find my old one. It's either lost somewhere amongst the junk in my room, or accidentally left plugged into a computer at school when I hurried to get to my next class. I think I left it at school. I haven't got it back yet.

For my new one I want to write a message for whoever finds it. I was thinking something along the lines of "Give it back, now. Or I shall be forced to hunt you down and kill you" or "It will emit invisible cancerous rays that will eventually kill you" but I want something more creative. Any suggestions?

Anyway.. Yesterday we went to another school to play sport and two of the teachers were really weird. One of them looked about 40, and she had emo hair and multiple ear piercings. It was like a bob on one side with a side fringe, and short on the other side and it was all dyed black. You'd think middle-aged teachers wouldn't follow some trend for angsty teenagers.

There was this other teacher who walked up and started randomly singing the theme song to pokemon, really loudly. And whenever the ball came into our court he'd yell "BALLONTHECOURTBALLONTHECOURTBALLONTHECOURT" I found it amusing.

I want to do homeschooling. My mum is tired of working full time and I feel like school fees are wasting her money. She said no because she can't teach me at a grade 12 level (even though I'm in grade 10 right now) and said that there are good teachers at my school and that I should be doing well, I just need to put more effort into my work. It's probably true, I procrastinate on assignments and rarely do my homework. Maybe I'm just sleep deprived or lazy. Anyway, if I did homeschooling I'd probably become antisocial and fat. This blog entry is getting really boring, so I will stop typing now.

Comments

Biggs 15 years, 10 months ago

How about "Give it back now, or I might have some velociraptors break into your bathroom and sexually violating you before crushing your head between their powerful vice-like jaws. Yeah, you heard me. Raptor-rape and head-crushing, courtesy of *insert name here*."

That's what I usually go with, everone's afraid of raptor-rape.

SquareWheel 15 years, 10 months ago

"Hi, I'm actually a CD in disguise. You can place me in your CD tray to access every file I hold. May require force."

eagly 15 years, 10 months ago

Just attach your pet wasp to it with some string. :)

PY 15 years, 10 months ago

I tried that once. It was sad, and cried, so I let it out again.

F1ak3r 15 years, 10 months ago

"Property of Michael Jackson."

RetroVortex 15 years, 10 months ago

How about: "I know who you are… now give it back or I'll have to tell everyone what you did last summer…"

ESA 15 years, 10 months ago

"I kill you"

VigilantPsyche 15 years, 10 months ago

Just leave a message saying that it transmits the IP of the computer they are using to the owner. If they aren't very wise they'll shit it probably.

flashback 15 years, 10 months ago

You can actually get apps that do that.

Extravisual 15 years, 10 months ago

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I just bought a new usb, because I can't find my old one.