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Author:
    Fabio
Rating:
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Type:
    Game
Genre:
    TOPDOWN NUDE FARMING SIMULATION
Language:
    GM 8
Reviews:
    None
Submitted:
    December 08, 2012
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NAKED FARMER
You play as a naked and confused farmer with a gun.
Kill baddies.
Build a bad ass farm.

This game is still in development.


Controls:

WASD: movement
LEFT CLICK: shoot
RIGHT CLICK: destroy piece in construction mode
SPACE BAR: toggle construction mode/gun
ESCAPE: pause
MOUSE WHEEL: select piece in construction mode
F9: screenshot

Current version: 1.10 (uploaded 12/7/12)
I'm searching for a reliable sound effects and music artist. If you're interested, contact me through this site.


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I like it! Fun game :D
Posted by Ferret December 08, 2012 18:40 - 5 years ago
| [#01]

I love this game! Also the right click is a bit buggy in build mode.

How do you get rid of those dirt circles that appear after you delete something?
Posted by Pirate-rob December 09, 2012 9:31 - 5 years ago
| [#02]

Quote: Pirate-rob
How do you get rid of those dirt circles that appear after you delete something?


Just walk over them in construction mode. Sorry, that should be more apparent. I'm working on making everything more user-friendly and easy to understand at the moment.
Posted by Fabio December 09, 2012 17:02 - 5 years ago
| [#03]

This game is fun. It is always nice to see something nice and new. I love the torches and the smoke effect. I understand your game is a work in progress, but you really should have added some documentation. I was able to figure out how to survive after playing it through a few times, but many things are still a mystery; is there a endgame? What are the mailboxes for? the yaks? the dogs? the flies? What exactly are the things that attack the farm? Why do the turrets stop working periodically? (I would not worry about making it so 'intuitive'; eg. Dwarf Fortress works well with an archaic interface complemented by an extremely comprehensive wiki). I think that in order for the day-night cycle to work well there needs to be a very clear distinction between the two time periods; it seemed awkward for attacking creatures to remain into the day. The only other issue is FPS death -- it went from 40 fps at the start to about 20 fps after playing for several minutes -- though that is expected as I played this game on Linux using WINE. But, please, be sure to make this game as accessible as possible to play on slower computers.
Posted by noshenim December 10, 2012 0:31 - 5 years ago
| [#04]

Yeah maybe make the bullet holes that the player hasn't even seen for a while disappear or something. You could even make them deactivate and then reactivate when the screen goes over them.
Posted by Pirate-rob December 10, 2012 3:15 - 5 years ago
| [#05]

Today, I updated the game. Lots of bug fixes, small changes, and optimization fixes.

Some of it includes:

fixed wolves being able to destroy plots
you can now get rid of dirt holes and other obstructions by walking over them (even while not in construction mode)
during the day, any remaining enemy on the field (within a certain distance) will now dissapear.
bullet holes stay on the field for much less time
improved optimization (especially when raining)
easier to delete objects via right click (you can hold and drag it now)
stone walls have been removed
turret hp increased to 10 (from 6)
Posted by Fabio December 10, 2012 18:29 - 5 years ago
| [#06]

Those are wolves? I thought they were wild cows that ran in for the express purpose of trampling my crops. Hilarious!
Posted by noshenim December 10, 2012 20:57 - 5 years ago
| [#07]

Yeah, there are badgers (brown dudes) and wolves (gray dudes). Wolves kill your animals and badgers fuck up your plots.
Posted by Fabio December 10, 2012 21:00 - 5 years ago
| [#08]

Please add Q and E as sub for scroll wheel, I don't have one, i got the ball mouse lol. Thanks.
Posted by Coffee December 11, 2012 5:09 - 5 years ago
| [#09]

Aw why did you remove the stone wall? it was good for a quick cheap patch up.
Posted by Pirate-rob December 11, 2012 9:19 - 5 years ago
| [#10]

Just wanted to throw in a little holiday update, just for funsies. Santa hats! Snow! Reindeer noses! Snowmen!
Posted by Fabio December 16, 2012 14:41 - 5 years ago
| [#11]

Are snowmen alive? If so this will become one of my favourite games! (or at least if they are on your team)
Posted by Pirate-rob December 16, 2012 15:46 - 5 years ago
| [#12]

I would probably cry if I saw a naked farmer.
Posted by Glen December 17, 2012 1:01 - 5 years ago
| [#13]

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