N00b list

Posted by Eternal on Aug. 29, 2006, 10:45 a.m.

I am starting a n00b list. You will be suprised who is on it. Everyone who is on it I will post at least 1 example of how they have been a n00b recently.

The n00b list will appear on the front page once a week. Yes, I know, on the front page. Doesn't happen to me often.

Here are the factors:

–Spelling and grammar. You spell like a n00b, you are a n00b. Now, I won't be picky on this, but if all ur blogz r spelld liek tihs, then I will call you on it.

–Making a horrible flame. If you attempt to pwn someone, do it good. Point taken.

–Being a dumbass. If you are a dumbass and do something, well, n00bish, I will call you on it.

–Spamming. Spamming is for n00bs. Often times it's a joke, but it's a n00bish joke. I will call you on it.

–Still having a Desertfox avatar, and not being Desertfox.

–Calling an Avatar and "avy", or an "avvy". It's retarded.

–Being Chiken. Nah, I'm just kidding. That guys cool.

–Flaming people you don't know. Like, if you see someone crack a Chiken joke, but have no idea who Chiken is, don't make one.

–People not being able to take jokes. If people make a joke about you, it's a sign that you are accepted here.

–Copying other people. If you copy someone, and you aren't just poking fun at them, that's not cool. Nobody likes a copycat.

–Making a n00b list. Just kidding.

–Overuse of "jk" or "lol". Lol is fine, just not used too much. If it helps any, "XD", in my opinion, pretty much says "Lol, jk." So, use that more. or "haha", and just fucking spell out "JUST KIDDING"! It's not that hard, or long.

–PMing me complaining that you are on the n00b list. If you are on the n00b list, don't complain. Just fix what you did wrong.

Okay, so now you know what not to do.

Now, I am doing this to make the community better. I know people will go "How? Flaming people? That won't make things better!" But, this would be like that idea of a "Hall of Shame" over at the GMC. If people see this, and are embarrassed, they might just fix it. That brings me to my next section:

Repeat offenders / Level N N00bs:

If you are on the list for multiple reasons, such as bad spelling in blogs, and making a horrible flame, then you become a level 2 n00b. On the list, it will say your level in bold next to your screename. Here is an example of how it will look:

<b>Level</b> Screenname: <i>examples</i>

Now, the level is the amount of n00bish things you did. If you spelled bad in all of your blogs, and you had 5, you are still a level 1. It is differerent things, if that makes sense. Now, the examples will be links to examples of what you did, and the text of the link will be the description. For example, it could say "Bad spelling in blog," and then it will link to one of your blogs. Now, if I find 5 examples of this, there will be five different links saying that.

Repeat offenders. Now, if you were on the list for making a bad flame last week, and you make another this week, your name will be in a bigger size, and next to your screename it will say the number of weeks you have been up in parentheses. I will have more info on this later.

So, any questions?

Comments

chiggerfruit 17 years, 8 months ago

Sweetness. Can't wait for the first list. =D

But, i do not wanna see any flame wars that might arise from this type of blog. It's for laughs. I don't wanna see anybody take this too seriously.

flashback 17 years, 8 months ago

DF is MAKING my avatar, this is just a placeholder. I claim immunity from this list, therefore.

Toon-Master 17 years, 8 months ago

The chances are it's going to get ugly mate. But what the heck I'll await the first set. Whatever you think of this comment, excuse my bad expressions.

- Toon-Master

Eternal 17 years, 8 months ago

It's not actually for laughs… it's to stop n00bs… but okay.

And yeah, flashback, I was gonna count you out of fear of getting banned. XD

ludamad 17 years, 8 months ago

Sounds mean =). 64Digits is bound to get people you consider 'noobs', we are a growing community, last time I checked we have over 1600 users.

Extravisual 17 years, 8 months ago

Just remember, my avatar is not a desertfox imitation. Its just loosly based on it.

Eternal 17 years, 8 months ago

Hali, I'm talking about direct imitations.

Also, yeah, it might be mean, but it will train the n00bs to be real people. :)

shadowstrike32 17 years, 8 months ago

Das a fukeng stoopid list lol jk lol XD

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Juju 17 years, 8 months ago

Quote:
People not being able to take jokes. If people make a joke about you, it's a sign that you are accepted here.
Not to be picky, but isn't that the point of not taking a joke - that you think that by being the subject of a joke you're not accepted? I make jokes about my friends all the time, but I still accept them for who they are and I would never change them. It might, of course, be a typo, but it needs correcting whatever.

chiggerfruit 17 years, 8 months ago

Haha theman has a DF avatar, what a n00b…

=D