Alright. April Fools has passed and the contest has come to a close.
Here are the entries:
Psychedelic Ostrich Jihad - MMORPGguy

Controls:
Let's see if I can remember the controls… Umm, so, you left click on your units to select them or drag the mouse to make a square thing to select groups of units. Right click to tell them to move somewhere or attack something, and hold A while right clicking for your units to act all aggressive on their way over. Press space to end your turn. Build more units at the top right of the screen, each at a cost of good vibes. You get good vibes every turn depending on the territory you control. Yeah. Oh, and zoom in and out with the mouse wheel and move around the map with the arrow keys or the mouse. I think that's about it.
Download LinkLow G Manlove Agent - Acid

Description: This is my compo entry. I made it in the last 3 hours.
It's a highly symbolic, minimalist artgame. DEAL WITH IT.
Download Link(fixed version)
Nuclear Sewers in the Salad Kingdom - Zac1790

The main story is supposed to involve a nuke that hits the salad kingdom and super-irradiates the sewer. Actually, you're just shooting moldy, talking vegetables with your anti-oxidants.
Use the WASD keys for movement and the mouse to shoot. Unfinished.
Download LinkToxic Raccoon Posse - Zhiko
Download LinkHorrifying Yeti Dreamland - kilin

Controls:
Z - progress dialogue
A/D - move left/right
Mouse - aim
L Click - interact, use weapon
Space - jump
Disclaimer:
I couldn't really get into the game so I lost motivation several times. It's pretty much a little stage and a boss. There were originally ten items and ten buffs, but right now only three items and three buffs made it into the game.
Download LinkStylish Cricket Smashdown - sirXemic

Description:
Kill the cricket. The instructions are in-game, but I'll give you one hint - be freaking quick!
Download LinkSearch for the Transvestite Dungeon - Mega
Download LinkSubmit your votes as a PM titled "Sixty Fools Digit Vote" to me. In the PM list the top 3 games in descending order from best to worst.
From me:
-Portal 2 (Steam)
-Terraria (Steam)
-Magicka x 2 (Steam)
From FSX:
-Choice of Payday: The Heist, King Arthur: The Role Playing Game 1, or $20 or less game. (steam)
From Unaligned:
-Nation Red (steam)
They will be distributed as such:
1st - (
Portal 2 or
2 of {Magicka, Terraria, Nation Red}) and
King Arthur (or $20 steam game)2nd -
Portal 2 or
2 of {Magicka, Terraria, Nation Red}3rd -
The remaining game(s).
The order of picking will be 1st, 2nd, then 3rd.
Voting will end on 11:59PM GMT-8 April 10th. I extended it two days because you guys aren't voting. :|
I vioted.
I voted about a week ago [/hipster]
i haven't voted [/hipster]
EVERYBODY'S DOING IT, TAIZEN!
JOIN USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!Downloading the games now.
Voted.shi- i have to vote still. your games better be easily playable. I hate having to extract them all to folders…
Stylish Cricket Smackdown doesn't have to be extracted, but I prefer it the other way because exe's show up as 'malware' in chrome's downloader.
I'm finishing up my Let's Plays of all of them right now (edit-wise). The 5th of 6 is uploading to Youtube as I type this. I'll make them public tomorrow or late tonight probably.I'm hoping this causes at least a few more votes: Let's Play 6FD Playlist
Impressions of Pyschedelic Ostrich Jihad won't be that close to the actual game since I sped up the video by 800% and of course impressions of my game would be nonexistent from this playlist. So yeah- play the games already and vote peeps! I guess you could still be pretty fair if you downloaded MMORGGuy's game and mine and then watched videos of the rest :P The results of this seem closer to a jam than a month long competition…Awesome videos. I think Xemic had the best game over by far.
EDIT: Stop stealing Toby Turner lines.…And if he stole them, stop stealing lines from the person he stole them from.Finally Voted :D
Also, unfortunately I didnt play your game, Mega as it seems like it is an installer?